Gay Sons Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs." The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio." LuC~~ ace.. Everyone is Gay A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." LuC~~ nice one.. No to Drugs Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early." The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever." "22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever." "214 people! That's unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........." LuC~ wow read btw the lines** tats gay...
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welcome
jokerism is killing me.. obsession wif jokerism.. laugh pple.. cos i'll make ya all smile..
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tkt 19.
ahs. mjc.
2g.
4d.
s412
s206 08s501
loves
i luv pizza *wink
i luv chelsea
i luv valencia
i luv intermilan
i luv hahahh-ing
i luv slacking
i luv to bastard pple
i luv R&B
hates
f**k all smokers!
f**k all teacher pets!
f**k all pretend-to-be-muggers!
f**k all muggers with noob results!
f**k all hoypocrites!
f**k all trying-to-act-cute b**ches
giv up man.. stop appearing around her.. u alr lost.. i wont giv her up so easily.. u betta giv up and piss off or u'll get a piece of me.. i'm serious.. u've alr thrown away all my respect for u
