Alright,yesterday didnthav acompwif me soculdnt blog.... yesterdae.... haha i was mapleing n left the shop at evening waiting for a bus hm....** boring right??** no... the real thing is wadhappened aft tat... the bus 12 came... bt s it stopped in front of me.... my wallet dropped.. deni bent down to pick it up... guessed wad?????? YA i saw kangli's very *cute* faceon the bus...it was the smiles thing... haha i tought tht they might nid two camera lens to capture her face!! wow itlooked sort of like leecheng super high cheek bone.... wait till i tell her tis n c her reaction... *chu yang xiang* haha... jkjk.. n bout the tittle *not fair*... i decided nt to write bout tat... might offend some ppl n get sued.... sigh** singaporeans.. everything sue sue sue.... wow i make sure i b a lawyer nex time n earn millions... ya tats all.... joke of the day: wad happens when tkt did nt post a joke??......... he is abnormal... tats wad i am yesterdae...
;8/08/2006 01:27:00 PM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
DiScLaImEr~
sry i took those wholesalely frm websites,,,, dun blame if it is too extreme. hah... dun worry.. my mind is still clean ~ jia you for o-levels
;8/05/2006 02:10:00 PM
MoRe JoKeS~~
Gay Sons Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs." The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio." LuC~~ ace.. Everyone is Gay A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." LuC~~ nice one.. No to Drugs Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early." The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever." "22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever." "214 people! That's unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........." LuC~ wow read btw the lines** tats gay...
;8/05/2006 02:01:00 PM
JuS JoKeS>~~
Dun feel like puttin up anithing 2 dae so enjoy the jokes: Gay Parrot... One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store. Looking around he sees a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course I can. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $400.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $30.00; just make an offer." The guy offers thirty bucks and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your gay lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your gay lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "Oh My Goodness!" the guy says. "Then what happened?" "Then he pulled down his briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic homosexual. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch." sry, it's a bit porn.....
;8/05/2006 01:56:00 PM
Friday, August 04, 2006
O'captain My captain
ya. watched the lit show yesterdae... 'bout life in a renowned boy's sch.... the show was like.....***** dunno how to describe...* here i am, s usual mapling wif zhiming both of us piaing... haha chem test got 37.5... nt bad consider tat i got 51.3% during mid-year bt its still nth compared to 4K ppl... *sigh* they so strong.. aniwae 30++ dae left _ 1mth more.. jia you... got to stop maple le.. haha maybe n blogging too haha jkjk.. 2dae both amaths test screwed.. mus get higher marks on nex fri's one!! ohya 2dae chatted wif yanlin,wilson,joseph,alvin n kangli 'bout travelling... i dun get to travel much lor **sigh** haha den wilson said he went japan.. wa.. unlike some ppl whu can go here go there* cal n king* sooooooooo envious.... haha.. ya.. n 2dae the R.E.L.A.C guy came gave us talk sooooooo boring almost fell asleep... he talked bout stress management during exam period... haha crap i'm still feeling no stress yet... nt hardworking enuff?? maybe. K lar. JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU!!! joke of the dae......Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks."Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage.""Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow." haha nt too bad.... -LuC
;8/04/2006 03:30:00 PM
welcome
jokerism is killing me.. obsession wif jokerism.. laugh pple.. cos i'll make ya all smile..
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f**k all smokers!
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f**k all pretend-to-be-muggers!
f**k all muggers with noob results!
f**k all hoypocrites!
f**k all trying-to-act-cute b**ches
giv up man.. stop appearing around her.. u alr lost.. i wont giv her up so easily.. u betta giv up and piss off or u'll get a piece of me.. i'm serious.. u've alr thrown away all my respect for u
