fAlLeN AnGeL

RiTaYnEE

2008-01-22T23:34:00.000+08:00

ok. it's been a long time since i blog.. anyway, alot of things happened during tis 7 months. aiya i dunno how to recount lah.. arghh..

lol

2007-07-22T17:10:00.000+08:00

pls do tis frens test>>> jus for fun lar... it is at
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i jus onli hope the no of people whu does tis test is enuff to fill the leader board.. sigh

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pls help pls

2007-07-11T10:02:00.000+08:00

hey.. tis is a survey crucial for my pw... help pls thx.. it will take 10mins for gamers n 4mins for non-gamers.. tyty.... Click Here to take survey

Fixtures

2007-06-30T10:31:00.000+08:00

10/07(Tues) 3.15pm
Boys: NJC v MJC
12/07 (Thurs)3.15pm
Boys: RJC v MJC
16/07 (Mon) 3.15pm
Boys: MJC v YJC
18/07 (Wed)4.30pm
Boys: MJC v MI
20/07 (Fri)4.30pm
Boys: MJC v VJC
24/07 (Tues)4.30pm
Boys: IJC v MJC

all played at tampines sports hall..

BaCk FrM MiA~

2007-06-21T13:02:00.000+08:00

man... i dunno hw i shuld start....

let me do some spring cleaning...
*clear cobwebs
*wipe dust
*polish

i seriously found dat i always faced e same probs when i start typing my post..
i dunno where to start and hw to start.. yanlin was rite.. i shuld start wif my blog to do well in gp..
die... my blog goes to show my the level of my gp... screw...

kk nvm.. i shall random type wad comes to my mind..

1stly.. to explain my missing since e start of jun hols frm the virtual community... kk. my life was tied down by my mom n flrball.. flrball training was tough.. like mon tue wed fri... evry wk of jun hols.. sumtimes evn sat... nvm lah.. the competions r like rite aft our midyrs.. so too bad lor.. finally training ended ytd.. it'll start again aft the j2's midyr... time to catch my breath...

one more thing.. ytd was the 1st day i went bck to sch to study since my chem make up in e 1st wk.. my.. the 1st sight dat came to me once i stepped into the sch was astounding... my..... evry1 is studying...! the place like holding some mug party....

4more days to go n i shall start studying nw... abit late i noe..

i haven studied chem
i haven studied maths
i haven studied phy
my.....

gsc individual pw is due nex fri... n i still did nth.. stupid lar.. plain stupid....

playing is my forte
slacking is my forte
joking is my forte
fooling is my forte

studying is nvr my forte
focusing is nvr my forte
serious is nvr my forte
books r nvr my forte

sigh.. hw i wish the two will swap.....

my....

-Nil-

2007-05-13T13:09:00.000+08:00

Shit! i dunno wad to post...

Lifeless

2007-05-07T15:52:00.000+08:00

Sigh... hav been no life lately.. lol last sat 412 went plaza sing 2 gather... sad dat i didnt go.. cos my mum wanted me to go some aunt's hse... anws... i'm oso quite tired too... let me recap..

thu had a flrball friendly... i was damn lucky to be recalled to go wif the j2s... haha.. we went bt batok ite... which was rite beside my aunt's hse... the court was smaller.. cos dey used the hall... i think twice smaller den the sports hall one... aniwae.. shyanglong n i played longest among the j1s... fortunate enuff... we lost 8-5.. all scored by the j2s... enriching exp lor... i came to realise i few things...

1, flrball is damn intensive..
2, nw i noe y ms seah emphasize on the j2's PT..
3, my stamina is shit...
4, mus realli open up my ears...
5, it takes more den jus normal efforts to go team....

hahhah.. frm nw onwards i'm treating my pe seriously for the sake of my stamina.. i screwed a open shot during the match.. ms seah almost killed me... aha.

fri we went bck to ahs to samba aft chionged finish my pi... hahah. we got mj pple like diqiang and my indonesia scholar fren, audi, along... btws audi lives in hostel of ahs... which i think is way too cool.. haha. we teamed up harold, me, shayanglong, lester n audi... nt bad team lor... we stayed on court for quite a long time b4 a team finally kicked us out... harold was top scorer.. i think he scored ard 8 or 9.. damn on form... of cos tis wuldnt hav happened without shyanglong... he seriously played a godly manner.. kudos... audi isnt bad too.. barefooted.. hhahhahh. he noes hw to samba.. hahah i kena ole-ed by abra... damn malu.. we played till 7.30 i think... damn tired... btw.. our 1st motive for going bck ahs was to take our o-lvl certs... bt soccer went straight into our heads n we 4 got 'bout it... when we remembered it's alr 6++ haha lol... "wasted" trip.....

sry 412 guys for ps.. lol i went my aunt's hse whole day slp... cousin was gd enuff to let me hav her water bed.. aha...

aye i still didnt receive zm's b'dae pohtos frm hj.. maybe some time later...

i seriously hopes to pass my test... *pray *pray.. haha

so long....

i've been hearing lots of racist jokes lately... bt curbed my urge to share it in mj in case i got beaten up or sued lol...

yepp dats all.....

bck~~

2007-05-01T14:05:00.000+08:00

lol hahahah... i'm bck finally... hold on.. gotta clear the cobwebs.... phew.. hahah looking bck.. my last update is o2.... hahah.. anw i was posted to class s206.. hahah.. nth much actually.. jus dat my class had 26 kids... n of these 27 kids... 20 r guys... hahah. talking about male dominance.. haha.. actually i wanted to go sa... lol... bt i felt dat it was too far... lol... i mean i live in bedok.. of cos pasir ris sounds nearer den potong pasir rite?.. hahah.. lol.. onli aft pae den hj came n tell me... eh.. y u didnt go sa... i said.. it's far wad... far yur head lar... yur hse got direct bus 26 u dunno eh?? *****! wah kao... so far yet so near.. lol.. wah den i shuld hav gone sa lor....it's like "mj in pasir ris" n "mj in mars" got no difference lor.. lol.. everydae bus mrt bus... summore i've been late for 3 times le lor... kao.. 1st 3 mths i c displine master c until i sian liao.... bt gd thing i'm blessed wif i gd class.. hahah.. s206>> nonsense class... hahah.. cos got me.. :P

anws.. recently i chanced upon some picts.. hahah.. enjoy:

lol cool answer...

lol new generation maths experts... lol..

HAHAH.. lol.. bio students.. yur new match..

cool... i like the style..

ms lim will kill me if i ever wrote this... haha

lol...

tis is damn cool....

wad a joke >0<

exactly like wad the maths lecturer said.. lol...

dats all folks...

ps: pls check out my "mjc lol" link.. it's cool... i dunno it's done by whu.. bt it's cool...

BcK 2 LiFe~~

2007-03-16T17:15:00.000+08:00

ok... finally i'm bck... wow time flies... 2mths past n i finally decided to blog... hahah.. lots of things happened in mj.... lots n lots.. haha.. 1st 3 mths was totally flying kite... tink none of the tutors evr liked me b4... haha stuffs like.. pple r alr doing tutorial 4 n i'm still dun bother to hand in my tutorial 1.. hahah my class was cool too.... we alwaes hangin out.. haha... except for a few...**rat-trap** hahah.. too much roaming around had koyaked my wallet... sigh.. still can smell chao tah frm my wallet... hahah.. b4 i fast4ward... i gotta sae smth... i gotta sae sry to two pple.. 1st my tutors... haha i alwaes slack n pon lol... ps. i've since stopped going 4 econs lessons for the last 2 weeks cos the tutor is screwed n i'nt intending to take bck econs.. haha... n i sumpa i will be better aft 1st 3 mths.. 2nd is shenny... haha i gotta apologise.... paiseh... i didnt noe... haha... dere's sum pple i gotta thank too... 1stly, hj... haha thx alot for effort evn if it didnt pay off.. oh well.. thx aniwae.. haha.. 2nd.. is my cg.. 07S412 haha we played hard yet didnt study hard haha.. nvm... u guys rock my 1st mths life!! ps. yunhui... i 4got yur url.. tagg me k? anw.. i signed up for ogl n got thru.. hmm nt bad... at 1st i was excited n happy... den as time past by... i began to discover the ugly side... hmmm. nt realli the ugly side.. bt the style dat dosent suit me... haha dere were lots of preparations to be done... in fact.. too much.. i was branched to mmm game ic... which is the most cham one.. too bad lor... haha.. ogl took up too much of my time... felt like quitting one.. bt on 2nd thought.. i've come so far... dun wan it to be too wasted... haha... C'mon freshies! haha.... O2 startin soon... cool... too bad all my fren didnt come my grp.. too bad lor... hahah... kk dats all.. dun wana blog le... dunno when's the nex time i'll b bck... lastly thx 07S412!! andrew, lion, unable, hy,py,yolande,shan2,yunhui, nx,ken, akmal, shaz n finally my dear cg rep.. romantic jiongrui! ps. i cant wait for O2 to start....

orienTATION ~ whoo!

2007-01-07T17:35:00.000+08:00

Hey.. long time since i updated my blog... kk.. i'm bck.. haha on special request.. lol..

the mj orientation was damn cool... real cool.. as cool as me.. hahah lol

1st day....~~
wow.. met up wif zm at tanahmerah n went to mj... 1st dae leh... sorta screw up.. cos i told zm to wait at tanahmerah mrt at 6.40.. in the end.. he call me at 6.40 n i jus onli woke up.. hahah bt i lied to him dat i'm leaving hse le.... lol... my og grp changed le.. nt like last time on 27th.. cos tis time they grp us by ur sub combi.. there were 5 hses in mj.. phobos, miranda, triton, atlas n callistor.... damn it lor.. joseph went atlas n zm went callistor... i ended up in phobos 5 haha.. den dere was no AHs pple... dammit! so i put up a secrew up face which was quite frightening.. haha lol.. i rmb we had to check ur temp... the gal beside me which i later noe is vera offered me tissue fo thermometer... i said coldly: no thx.. whoa she was turned off... lol.. oops.. sian.. we had icebreakers... quite fun... bt i was still quiet.. lol... wad hapened on dat dae i realli dunno.. cos i stayed in my comfort zone.. n i guess evrybody else did the same too... ur ogls had a hard time to make us enthu...
we had couple dance in the evening.. i almost wanted to pair wif huiying bt was pilled apart.. in the end she ended up wif a gorilla n i ended up wif a kingkong... sadlife.. -_-"

2nd day~~
haha 2dae i felt betta... though i met zm at 6.50... which was supposed to b 6.40 haha lol.. tis time i noe all my ogls.. zukai, romario, yaqi, denson frm ahs n huiwen whu was in buiss club.. same as my sis....haha.. we had the mmm thing... which i saw alot of tj pple... it was quite fun... tis time i'm abit higher... bt the race sort of screwed up... yet we didnt giv up.. i wasnt to giv up so easily jus becos we got to wrong stn or we didnt hav enuff time so i heckcare n ran to the stn which we assume was the correct one though it was still wrong..... nvm.. gd job pple..

3rd day~~~~
2dae i damn high.... super high... we had water game... every one got wet n wild.. hahah realli enjoyed it..at nite was campfire supposedly to b the finale of orientation... haha... damn fun... especially during the mass dance of tokyo drift.. the guys in my gry n i sereamed DRIFT! DRIFT! DRIFT! haha.. we were damn AA lor... finally we had supper wif our ogls... at bdk mac... wow... damn cools.. aft dat they went towards the interchange n i walked hm... *FULL-STOP*

epilogue~~
wah i had a damn nice orientation... i gave a impression everybody in the grp noes dat tis *** ** ** *** **** **** guy is tkt... haha lol bt they noe i still dunno some of them haha sry.. ohya... i promised sum1 smth~~~ SHAZIELAH IS CHIO BU!! eh.. i said it.... happy??? haha lol.. rmb to tagg when u c tis..

some cool picts~~~

thx ogls!!!!!

GOSH~

2006-12-16T13:14:00.000+08:00

i'm obssed wif genie zhuo wen xuan n carrie yeo lately....

WAHLAO!~~

2006-12-16T13:05:00.000+08:00

wad the hell! damn it..! carrie is out! F**K waahlao i saw ppl critising her... FAGGOTS... WAD!! STAB PPL BEHIND TIEIR BACK!! fuckin wu guis.... wu gui wang ba dan!.. got dan to stab ppl behind mei dan come out tell whu u r?? critise ppl U VERI GD MEI!!! FUCK'in TAGGER!! nvm carrie.. i support u lots..!
sian ar fever again .. 37.8....

3 to 7~~ den fever ~haish~

2006-12-13T09:32:00.000+08:00

wow.. had 4d chalet... erm nt too bad.. hahah.. gotta admit tat quite no life lor... cos kept watching DVDs onli... bt still nt bad.. cos i realli "whoa" at the wide collection of diff movies lester's got... amazing.. wow we watch excorcist 3 (sian dunno hw 2 spell again).. ppl sae tat tis show kena banned cos got ppl kena heart atk while watching... lol.. cools.. 1st dae went out wif guys to plae scoccer at near my hse dere.. damn it.. half my toe nail..came out.. bt no pain.. lol... while kicking a ball barefooted.. hahah.. in the end we plae until night the lights turn off den we went to bdk to eat n return to chalet... gosh... 4 of them bathe tgt !! lol... i mean the toilet is soooo small.. n 4 guys............ lol wow it was a bloody chalet... hahah.. takecarez jon n yanlin.. during bbq a dispute happened.. haish.. lol.. orhz.. n we plaed heart atk during the bbq nite... sian... damn unlucky lor... if i put my hand on top n kena slap... tat's normal rite?? bt it isnt normal tat when u put yur hand at the bottom of the pile n kena hit... lol.. worse... when u r the one slapping ppl n u hit yur own hand at the most bottom.. lol... poor me... can cook a piece of meat on my hand le... lol.. sian... when i returned home.. i went straight to slp... den when i woke up.. my bed was burning... whoa.. 37.9'C.. sian heck care.. pop a couple of panadol n went bck to slp... the nex morn... worse.. 38.6'C whoa.. lol..parents went out le... so they havent noe yet... n choice lor.. went to c doctor... sian... waste my time... when my parents r bck.. i told them... yay.. got excused frm hsework which had been my activities at home during the hols... hahah lol... looking 4ward to more activities...

hmmm~~

2006-11-30T16:08:00.000+08:00

hmm... wa damn tired.. i chiong online game wif zy overnite.. lol.. cos ppl go prom mah.. so i chiong online game lor... hahah lol.. dunno y leh.. jus dun feel lik going to prom n i didnt regret nt going... hahah lol.. guess i missed out a lot.. sigh.. whu would wan 2 giv up a chance 2 c tonnes of cleavages??? hahah.. me lor...lol.. so huiyi n hari won... expected.... council mah... strong supporting force... it's jus like singapore play against brazil in a stadium in brazil... onli retards will nt noe the results... guess a lot of ppl lke my.. xin li you shu.... knew tat council will win...lol... i mus b screw loose.. choose gaming instead of cleavages... lol.. admit it.. i'm immature..

aftn went wif cousins to watch happy feet... all magazines rate it near 5 stars.. wow.. i've been reading these magazing on regular basis n 4 n half stars rated movie r once in a blue moon..
so quite interested in tis show... the guys didnt wan to watch it bcos they think it was childish... in the end after watching.. i think tat it isnt childish at all!! the storyline is amazing... n dere is a hidden msg too.. romance.. love.. humour.. nice show.. haven seen such gd shows 4 a long time.. highly recommended by me... it also amazing how the producer can link different parts of the story together... amazing.. perfect...

gosh

2006-11-28T16:43:00.000+08:00

2dae i crossed the same road to take a bus... the body was moved away...bt not the blood... i prayed again..

6B BBQ~

2006-11-28T16:28:00.000+08:00

yesterday went east coast.. cos got 6B BBQ.. my primary sch class.. wow met everybody.. havent seen them for years alr... n guess wad?? we had a chef.. wow.. haha.. ruisin brought her bf along.. 23, malaysian, damn lame..... if u cant stand my lameness.. dun befriend him... he's a pro~lamer.. lol.. aniwae he's a chef.. wow.. cool he started fire in a record time.. hav to admit it.. he's a chef.. we had all kinds of BBQ stuffs.. taste damn nice... chef ma... quite nice guy... we had lots of catch-up n fun.. Den sth horrible when i was on my way hm tat nite... something horrible happened.... when i was waiting to cross the road... a cat ran across the road.. den... a car ran over it... it happened on the lane nearest to me.. infact in front of me!!! GOSH!! the 1st car ran over it... den it struggled... den a few more cars came n ......... gosh i dun wana say no more.... i think i nid counseling.. no lar.. not tat serious.. i sudd felt like praying.... n i prayed... i dunno how to describe tht feeling...i mean i saw a life ended right in front of me.. gosh... hope dat the departed cat will rise to heaven... we mus really cherish life... i mean.. right infront of me!!! gosh... **pray**

YEAH! DAMN HAPPY!

2006-11-28T16:27:00.000+08:00

WOW!! I"VE GOT A PHONE!!!!!!!

sLoW PiTcH??! ~lols

2006-11-28T15:53:00.000+08:00

wow we went 4 some slowpitch game last weekends.. tht was so lol.. 1st up the ppl whu call themselves erm... Hudson Hotdog... eh?? no.. it's Hudson Hotshots they were nt bad.. strong... cos angmohs mah.. we were beaten of cos... cos of some mistakes...lol.. den slowpitch is abit different frm the usual fastpitch we play... the rules n styles were abit diff...lol.. we had 4 outfielders.. n i played rover..lol.. sth like the xtra outfielder whu runs around..lol... wow we were super unconfortable..lol.. i felt like steven gerard playing right wing.. lol.. hahah... second match we played talent2 .. lol.. nice name... tis time we lost too...lol... cos of even stupider mistakes we made.... i missed a fly n lost a grounder..lol.. the second dae we played another two matches.. in the morn we arrived at 7.40 even though the match starts at 9.. TD, chris, yiqian n me went Mac to hav breakfast... wow.. we even made a super big discovery of Mac... guess wad?? they machinewash their food!! wow! cos they shrunk lik hell!! the Big breakfast is like Mini breakfast!! lol.. haha.. den we discover tht The Cage is just beside the field tht we play softball.. The Cage was cool... synthetic grass football field.. bt it cost a bomb.. an atomic bomb in fact.. 50 bucks per hr wkdaes n 90 bucks 4 wkends.. lol... kk den we played the 3rd match.. it was against the Barclays... the british finance corporation sponsor for the EPL... wow cool name... i den came up wif a cool name for us too.. called the chelsepool united... lol .. it means chelsea, arsenal, liverpool n man untd.. 4 in 1 lols.. in the end.. we won... haha.. they had cricket players !! lol.. he made a big hit n ran wif the bat.. lols.. hahah.. amusing.. bt they carry their bat n run in cricket matches so cant blame him... n the final match was Eagles.. wow.. they were F*****g d**m pro lar! wahlao! the players r SUPERRRRR BBBBIIIIGGG! shanzhu found his match!! even the ladies hit to outfield.. er i mean... practically all hits were made to the outfield... lol.. sian i didnt play tht match... lol... we were ofcourse thrashed... n i guess all oth teams were too.. they were good... jus as we tought we can go hm... we were told of a 3rd 4th placing match.. we against the Talent2... haha... we put on our best team tht we had n finally thrashed them... cools lols.. wow hope dere is another slowpitch game soon.. :)

OvEr..oVeR..OvEr..oVeR.. finally

2006-11-23T18:09:00.000+08:00

Phew.. finally it's over... 4 the past few mths... i chiong n chiong.... hoping for tis dae.... sincerely hope dat results b fine... aniwae.. tis blog was screwed up.. sry... wad tie hell is wrong wif the admin??... aiya heck... shall summarise evry ting here..

Fri i went wif zhiming early in morn to play lan... lols.. he chiong maple s usual.. n i played eudemons... the game tht the guys' been chionging.. quite nice... especially tht once u reach a certain lvl.. u get PKed... n super sian.. once i reach dat lvl i kena killed 'n' times.. lol..nt bad the game is quite fun... so far the big family of eudemons consists of zai, alv, joseph, jx, zy, gs n me..... ohya... time to do my job>>>> HEY PPL READING MY BLOG!! TRY EUDEMONS!! ITS QUITE FUN!! REALLY, NO KIDD!! JUS PLAE!! GO EUDEMONSONLINE.COM 2 DOWNLOAD!!>>>> yay... job done... lols hahah

Last Sun went to vivo wif zy, zai, joseph n alv... wow... the place is quite big.. though it has few floors... hmm.. hw to put it..?? ya jus big.... large variety of stuffs.. i hav to say... ya.. n we walked n walked n took a super long time to walk one round... n it was breakneck... oops.. wrong word.. shld b breakLEG!! sian we walk n walk n walk.... lols.. nite fell n we decided to hav dinner... i suggested sakae sushi.... negative comments... lols..in the end.. while crowding around the directory... i saw a nice name... "white dog" hmmm.. sounds nt bad... hey man.. how bout whitedog?....k lor sounds nice.. let's go...
den..... whoa.. i dun feel lik to continue......**********************************
kk.. tis is wad happened... fish n chips.. 15 bucks.. tats the cheapest..... bt for paupers lik us... dats lik buying a car.. lols.. bt we've gotten our seats... too late... i sudd felt tat Ms zarinah is so vivacious... lols... i mean her wallet... lols.. in the end total bill $103..... T^T we loosen our muscles for dishwashing... lols..
in the end joseph n i paid for it... den they pay us bak.. joseph.. took up all the service charges n gst.. wow nice guy.. aniwae.. i've come to the main part of the story... the waitresses looked to b my age.. hols job i suppose... wow look damn chio... lol.. bt abit short... like ya**in .. dun mis understand.. i mean the short.. nt the chio part.... lols..

hah i c du lan online.. gtg.. bb..

lols slow pitch game during nex wkends... dunno how many mths nvr touch sftball le..

~~cLaRiFy~

2006-10-01T10:58:00.000+08:00

i'm ok really... hahah

~Gd sTarT

2006-09-08T17:50:00.000+08:00

Phew! finally settled on a new skin aft looking for 2 hrs! jus for a decent blog.... aniwae my maple acc was hacked... thankfully there was GS... he help me recover....... thx alot GS.. hahah i really HATE maple Y mus there b scamming?! sianz prelims jus round the corner.. wow fast.... come to think of it... 4 yrs jus flashed passed .. few mths to come when we each lands into a different environment... wow the last 100m sprint begins.. CHIONG AR!! kk bt b4 tat.. time to get a gd slp b4 mugging... orhzz n finishing touches to the blog too...

NoT fAiR~~

2006-08-08T13:27:00.000+08:00

Alright,yesterday didnthav acompwif me soculdnt blog.... yesterdae.... haha i was mapleing n left the shop at evening waiting for a bus hm....** boring right??** no... the real thing is wadhappened aft tat... the bus 12 came... bt s it stopped in front of me.... my wallet dropped.. deni bent down to pick it up... guessed wad?????? YA i saw kangli's very *cute* faceon the bus...it was the smiles thing... haha i tought tht they might nid two camera lens to capture her face!! wow itlooked sort of like leecheng super high cheek bone.... wait till i tell her tis n c her reaction... *chu yang xiang* haha... jkjk.. n bout the tittle *not fair*... i decided nt to write bout tat... might offend some ppl n get sued.... sigh** singaporeans.. everything sue sue sue.... wow i make sure i b a lawyer nex time n earn millions... ya tats all....
joke of the day: wad happens when tkt did nt post a joke??......... he is abnormal... tats wad i am yesterdae...

DiScLaImEr~

2006-08-05T14:10:00.000+08:00

sry i took those wholesalely frm websites,,,, dun blame if it is too extreme. hah... dun worry.. my mind is still clean ~ jia you for o-levels

MoRe JoKeS~~

2006-08-05T14:01:00.000+08:00

Gay Sons
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs." The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
LuC~~ ace..
Everyone is Gay
A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
LuC~~ nice one..
No to Drugs
Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early." The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever." "22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever." "214 people! That's unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........."
LuC~ wow read btw the lines** tats gay...

JuS JoKeS>~~

2006-08-05T13:56:00.000+08:00

Dun feel like puttin up anithing 2 dae so enjoy the jokes:
Gay Parrot...
One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store. Looking around he sees a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course I can. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $400.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $30.00; just make an offer." The guy offers thirty bucks and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your gay lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your gay lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "Oh My Goodness!" the guy says. "Then what happened?" "Then he pulled down his briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic homosexual. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."
sry, it's a bit porn.....

O'captain My captain

2006-08-04T15:30:00.000+08:00

ya. watched the lit show yesterdae... 'bout life in a renowned boy's sch.... the show was like.....***** dunno how to describe...* here i am, s usual mapling wif zhiming both of us piaing... haha chem test got 37.5... nt bad consider tat i got 51.3% during mid-year bt its still nth compared to 4K ppl... *sigh* they so strong.. aniwae 30++ dae left _ 1mth more.. jia you... got to stop maple le.. haha maybe n blogging too haha jkjk.. 2dae both amaths test screwed.. mus get higher marks on nex fri's one!! ohya 2dae chatted wif yanlin,wilson,joseph,alvin n kangli 'bout travelling... i dun get to travel much lor **sigh** haha den wilson said he went japan.. wa.. unlike some ppl whu can go here go there* cal n king* sooooooooo envious.... haha.. ya.. n 2dae the R.E.L.A.C guy came gave us talk sooooooo boring almost fell asleep... he talked bout stress management during exam period... haha crap i'm still feeling no stress yet... nt hardworking enuff?? maybe. K lar. JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU!!!
joke of the dae......Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks."Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage.""Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow." haha nt too bad.... -LuC

LoSt~ Am i?~

2006-07-29T10:47:00.000+08:00

haha king, i smell gun powder...lol aniwae woke up esrly tis morning to chiong maple.. family's all out so jumped at the chance.. haha.. **huai hai zi** ohya.. i screwed up amaths test ysterdae used wrong formula... SiAnZ.. gotta buck up 4 nex tue's test too... ohya i argued wif joseph yesterdae, i was standing for my godless theory... he said tht godless ppl feel lost always.... tht hit me hard... **for he was rite**.. whenever i was feeling hard n nid support, i had onli myself.. i couldnt pray nor cry to someone.. haha.. 2 thimk he was rite.. bt i couldnt accept a christian's life, believes n thinking haha so i block christ out always.. haha.. i wouldnt believe in supernatural things so all religions r out of bounds to me haha.... except free thinker.. ya enuff for saying... i'll stop here..
joke of the dae.. why did the tomsto blush??***** cos he saw the salad dressing! lol

YaY!~

2006-07-24T17:08:00.000+08:00

k so tis is my 1st blog.. yay jus tought of creating 1 haha..
yup training maple now.. noob one lar.. sch was bored 2dae.. Sianz~ i wanted to miss common test 2dee one.. elit leh.. whu cares..aniwae i tink i wrote 5 lines for the 1st ques n 6 lines for the second.. shuld laugh if i hit 5 marks.. ya met Torrance on bus 2 dae.. she wanted 2 skip test like mi.. even lessons.. haha *zi tong dao he* yup.. n in e end, i reach sch at 7.45 hoping to miss 10 to 15mins of the test.... gueSS waD?? the test starts at 7.45 WAD THE ****! KAO! k lar nth to talk liaoz.. SiAnZ~ NiTeS *AiR*! shall change *air* to *ppl* nex time ppl start visit. haha!
JoKe Of ThE dAe: Y dId tHe CrOsSeD-EyEd tEaChEr KeNnA FiReD?? ***cOZ He CulDnt coNTrOl HiS puPiLS.......

SiGh**

2006-07-24T16:21:00.000+08:00

SiGh, mY FiRsT BlOg.....